HEADED TO INVADERCON: FINAL DOOM!
SO EXCITE. SO VERY EXCITE.

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

  • From: junebug
  • pixellpirates
  • Origin:

"Woman? Is that meant to insult me?”

"Woman? Is that meant to insult me?”

(Source: phantonhives)

  • me:

    hello darkness my old friend

  • darkness:

    do i know u

perilouspage:

I love rvb domesticity aus, like all of the bgc settling in and adjusting into civilian life

And then there’s Sarge, that one crazy neighbor who mows his lawn at 6 am, regularly tends to the large american flag hung in his yard, keeps an extensive shotgun collection, yells out the windows at neighborhood kids, and sets off illegal fireworks of dubious origin at obscene hours

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(Source: gameraboy)

Let's go!

(Source: sangheliios)

eggzakery:

*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

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Chief: The 47 Year Old Virgin

AND VIRGINS KICK ASS~
(nonconforming/het/female/taken/Christian/Ally)
C=Cortana
Chiefers=Chief


Come for the Halo, stay for the ship.

I've dedicated my life to the relationship of a nervous adorable sociopath and his god-tier adorable AI companion. I love RvB, and you name it, I ship it. Ponies are pretty cool (Pinkie Pie is best pone.) Also, robots, aliens, animation,music, RWBY, certain anime, fashion, Cartoon Network Bioshock, Portal ETC ETC.
I have a serious weakness for well placed and thought out innuendo, especially for video games and such. I'm a sucker for dirty jokes, but not a fan of straight up NSFW AT ALL. Feel free to ask some questions or just talk. I have some serious anxieties about talking to people, online and off, but just be patient with me please.^^;
Also, I RP! Just not actiony stuff. Fluff, angst, comedy and *ahem* other kinds, are my specialities.